By Grant Tucker
Whether advised within the rugby golf equipment of Wales or the gentlemen's golf equipment of London, their sharpness and ease unites us all. brief, candy and wickedly smart, they carry a different position within the annals of comedy, and because the upward thrust of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the artwork shape, there turns out no greater time to have fun the immortal one-liner. during this e-book, furnish Tucker does simply that, bringing jointly 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever instructed in a single definitive quantity. Laugh-out-loud humorous, 5,000 nice One-Liners has all of the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you are going to ever desire – and a complete lot extra.
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